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About Melanie

 UK Born, US Based Content Creator





Forget your average Jack-of-all-trades, I'm the renaissance rockstar of content creation! I juggle niches like it's a circus act, but one thing remains constant across the board: my unwavering commitment to original, literate, and soul-stirring content.


Rewrites? Repurposing? Bah, humbug! Give me a blank page and watch the magic happen. From blogs and web copy that seduce your audience to WordPress sites that sing, I'm your one-stop shop for digital delights.


But wait, there's more! My repertoire bursts with social media mastery, crafting viral tweets and managing accounts like a puppet master with a confetti cannon. Traditional PR? Done and dusted. Shopify stores and Google Analytics? My middle names are "Conversion Rate" and "Data Dynamo."


From professional athletes to musicians, corporations to entrepreneurs, I've woven my wordsmithy magic for them all. And now, I set my sights on you.
Born, raised and educated in the birthplace of heavy metal (Wolverhampton, England!), I now rock out from the Electric City (Scranton, PA). So, ready to turn your digital presence into a concert of clicks and conversions? Let's jam!





 




 

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